So...tell me about you in this chair on this corner.
"My name's Johnnie. I work here for Esther's Follies. [A locally famous Austin improv comedy troupe.] I move people along when they've worn out their welcome."
Worn out their welcome? So, you're a bouncer?
"Maybe. People like to hang out too long in front of our (observation) window, kinda trying to be part of the show, and I send them on their merry way."
He has to be the most distinguished tourist bouncer in Austin.